It’s very rare that I actually get any sort of legit emails for RandomCrapOnline, but today I got one from a guy named Shea. Shea is currently serving in the US military (stationed in Germany) and is about to get out. He is looking for ‘help’ (financial help I’m guessing) and has auctioned himself off on ebay. I figure this is the least I can do to help.
IF YOU WIN THIS AUCTION I WILL PERSONALLY CALL YOU AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT, I CAN SEND YOU MY PERSONAL MILITARY UNIFORMS, IRAQI DINAR AND TONSOF OTHER COOL ARMY STUFF!!! BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU ARE HELPING ME AND MY FAMILY GET ARE NON MILITARY LIVES STARTED THANK YOU FOR BIDDING!!!!
Couple questions for you Shea… Why write in all CAPS and what’s up with this questionable feedback? 
Go USA!