Random Crap Online
Random Crap found on the Internet

super super gnar gnar.

Not sure what season/year this is from, but goddamn…. that’s a lot of money.

Gus Hansen vs Kid Canada

High Stakes Poker is a really different show, which features poker pros playing high-stakes poker with their own money — at least $100,000 of it, in a ring game, which is a nice break from tournaments, tournaments, tournaments. Plus, it’s fun to see how the pros all joke around with each other, and how they keep the game interesting by adding variations you’d never see in a Texas Hold’em tournament.

funny sketch…. safe for work.

i know hot chicks wearing lingerie sounds like a great marketing idea, but i’m gonna take a wild stab at this one and say that this doesn’t convert for shit. i mean, the floating head is pretty cool, but the ad looks more like a party phone line. on a side note, it IS a real ad, i just called and sure enough, kal answered. HA

lol. i love this video… i think i posted it before, but whatever… it’s going up again.

Hmm. i thought i blogged about this once before, but i guess not. i just searched my site and couldn’t find anything about dolls except for someone using a blowup doll to ride in the carpool lane.

ok, so here’s the scoop. there’s a company in san diego (right near me actually) that makes these super real looking dolls. i first heard about it on the howard stern show a while back. i think they had one of their people fuck it or something…. can’t remember. anyhow, i guess it’s one thing if you’re one of those guys who has sex with these things, but it’s an entirely different story if you’re developing a relationship with it. that’s just weird…. ok, super super weird, but i guess if you pay $6500 for one, you’ll want to do other things instead of just fucking it. here’s an example of what they look like.

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and this poses the real question of the day. for $6500, is it better to buy one of these dolls or to just buy a hooker 50 times?

anyway, that wasn’t my point… the point i was trying to make is that this shit is super weird, and anyone who wants to get a peak into to mind of these super creepy bastards who actually develop relationships with these things, then watch the video below. it’s a documentary called ‘guys and dolls’ and it’s about 45min long. here’s the direct link if you don’t wanna watch it in the little window.

Fuck this thing.

Apparently this device (called the CB-2000) is somewhat of a male chastity belt. Not only does it lock your penis in place, it has a remote control shocking device that your lover/mistress/wife/girlfriend can use to shock your nuts. Sounds pretty fucking awesome. where do i sign up?

Here’s a video their latest product… the CB-6000 … doesn’t have the electrocution option, so i’m assuming it’s much safer.

Snoop at the Flava Flav roast. funny shit.

i just saw this on the most viewed youtube video today… real, fake, whatever, it’s still pretty cool.

on a totally seperate side note, i like alien jerkey from baker, ca.

shit, and i thought one cat was a handful … 130 of them might be my worst nightmare!

on the plus side, i bet there’s no mice or critters living in this lady’s house.