Wayyyy to go Cincinatti Bengals! This is only the 9th player to get locked up in the last 9 months. What a bunch of thugs. I especially like Chris Henry’s rap …. they needed to make an aestrix by it because he has too many charges. (On a sidenote, Chris Henry was/is a member of my Fantasy Football team) Link
Another Bengal in Jail
Michael Strahan Gets FUUUUCKED
Hahaha. Michael you’re a hell of a football player but you must’ve signed the worst pre-nup in history. Who the fuck is the lawyer that told you this was a good idea? Seriously? 50% of your ‘joint income’ and 20% of your salary!!!!? I’m assuming she doesn’t work, which basically means you’re giving her 70% of your income every year…. wouldn’t you have been better off with no pre-nup? … I mean, she could’ve fucked some other guys, you divorce her, and she’d walk away happily with your money. dumbass.
NEWARK, N.J. — New York Giants star Michael Strahan was ordered to pay his ex-wife $15.3 million — more than half his net worth — in keeping with the couple’s prenuptial agreement.
Under the agreement, Jean Strahan was entitled to 50 percent of their joint marital assets and 20 percent of his yearly income from each year they were married. … Read More

David Beckham to Major League Soccer?
What the fuck? I don’t know shit about MLS , but I’m pretty sure it’s less popular than women’s basketball. How the fuck can the L.A. Galaxy afford a 250million dollar contract!? Whatever. His wife Victoria has some big ass fake titties at least. I’m sure we’ll be getting some more photos of her.
Rollerblading Jump
Normally I would say straight up, rollerblading is gay – but this stunt definitely makes it look less gay. (stupid for not wearing a helmet though)
Blatant Promotion
The regular reader of RandomCrapOnline has already noticed that the ‘ads by google’ have been removed as of a few days ago. Well, this is because good old Google emailed me and told me that there is too much ‘adult content’ on this site. So, instead of getting my account banned, I just took off the ads entirely.
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Ok, that’s the end of my rant
Bad Cheerleader
So this shouldn’t really come as a big surprise by any means, but the USC cheerleaders are so dumb they occasionally cheer for the wrong team.
Rollerblader Runover
This guy is an idiot. I guess he wasn’t paying attention to traffic – must’ve hurt like a bitch.
Probert vs Mcsorley
One of the longest NHL fights I’ve ever seen.
Good Driver
Nice Recovery!
ESPN’s Top 10 Most Un-Sportsmanlike Plays
Sorry this video is such shitty quality. It really is pretty good though. I really like the #2 play (the karate kick to the catcher during a minor league baseball game)


