Similar to ‘Oh Mi Bod‘ , ‘Rock My Teeth’ is another weird iPod accessory. This one acts as a teeth whitener. Apparently you can pop the mouth piece in, and when the music plays, the vibrations help the whitening strips work better, while also allowing you to listen hear the music through bone conduction. Sounds messy and looks weird…. i’m over it 
wow… this is kinda funny and kinda sad.
An Indian (dots not feathers) entrepreneur bought up an old Airbus that doesn’t fly, and has ‘mock flights’ (that don’t go anywhere) for the low cost of $4. The purpose of it is to give the ‘flying experience’ to people who are too poor to fly.
Jasmine, a young teacher, had been longing to go on a plane. “It is much more beautiful than I ever imagined,” she said. Link
Bad sign placement Walgreens!!! Celebrating black history month with cotton. lol.
Wow… there’s this honda civic on craigslist that has 930,000 miles on it. jesus christ. it even has a carfax report when it was at 907,000 … crazy shit.
That’s 200+ miles a day. Every day. Including Sundays. For 12 years.
Here’s the link to the CL ad, it might not be for long. Link
It is about time to part with my beloved Civic which I had since 1995 and put many - I mean M A N Y M I L E S O N IT.I M E A N I T ! ! !.It is very hard to believe I know, but the odometer never failed and that’s the actual miles - 930 000 ( Mostly Highway) miles ! .Yes it’s true Hondas go forever ! ! !.The car is still in excellent shape - still runs like new - there are absolutely no leaks or noises of any kind - doesnt even burn oil ! The body and the interior is perfect -I never had it in accident and I still have the original floormats.The reason of the HIGH MILEAGE is because I travel for business very often from Miami to Seattle and San Francisco.If you look at the car you wouldnt believe the mileage.I have all the records for the maintenance - I VE REPLACED THE TIMING BELT&THE WATER PUMP 8 TIMES THE CLUTCH 3 TIMES BUT HAS THE ORIGINAL ENGINE AND TRANSMISSION ! ! !I SPOIL MY BABY AND CHANGE THE OIL ( CASTROL ) EVERY 2500 MILES ! ! !One of the dashboardlights doesnt work sometimes but thats the only problem.The A/C is ICE COLD and the tires are 7 months old.There is not even a scratch on the car.If you are scared of the mileage - dont look at the odometer! .Personally I think that my car will drive until One Million and One Hundred - One Million and Two Hundred - I am very positive and my mechanic agrees.Any way if you have any questiones or you wish a testdrive just e mail me and I will call you
This is a cool video of one of those Rube Goldberg machines… the twist on this one is ,that it really doesn’t do anything. (still pretty cool)
Weird.
I’ll never forget seeing goatse my first time….(i think it was like 3 years ago) My reaction might not have been as animated as some of these, but it definitely goes down in as one of my top 5 most horrifying internet moments. (and i’m not easily shocked)
Anyway, someone took pictures of the reactions others had when seeing it for the first time. Here’s the slideshow.
For those of you who don’t know what goatse is… google it, and be prepared. it’s not safe for work by any means…. while you’re at it. google ‘tubgirl’ as well.
Not sure what season/year this is from, but goddamn…. that’s a lot of money.
Gus Hansen vs Kid Canada
High Stakes Poker is a really different show, which features poker pros playing high-stakes poker with their own money — at least $100,000 of it, in a ring game, which is a nice break from tournaments, tournaments, tournaments. Plus, it’s fun to see how the pros all joke around with each other, and how they keep the game interesting by adding variations you’d never see in a Texas Hold’em tournament.
Hmm. i thought i blogged about this once before, but i guess not. i just searched my site and couldn’t find anything about dolls except for someone using a blowup doll to ride in the carpool lane.
ok, so here’s the scoop. there’s a company in san diego (right near me actually) that makes these super real looking dolls. i first heard about it on the howard stern show a while back. i think they had one of their people fuck it or something…. can’t remember. anyhow, i guess it’s one thing if you’re one of those guys who has sex with these things, but it’s an entirely different story if you’re developing a relationship with it. that’s just weird…. ok, super super weird, but i guess if you pay $6500 for one, you’ll want to do other things instead of just fucking it. here’s an example of what they look like.
and this poses the real question of the day. for $6500, is it better to buy one of these dolls or to just buy a hooker 50 times?
anyway, that wasn’t my point… the point i was trying to make is that this shit is super weird, and anyone who wants to get a peak into to mind of these super creepy bastards who actually develop relationships with these things, then watch the video below. it’s a documentary called ‘guys and dolls’ and it’s about 45min long. here’s the direct link if you don’t wanna watch it in the little window.
hmm. i definitely don’t know what a Star-nosed mole is, but i think if i saw it, i’d stomp it to death.
click the pic for several more weird animals.
