Random Crap Online
Random Crap found on the Internet

A good rule of thumb: When installing a stripper pole in your bedroom, make sure you hire a professional contractor.

Well, the concept seems pretty simple. Create a site with pictures of hot chicks next to douche bag guys, and write about them. lol … god knows i’ve seen a lot of these type of pictures in my day.

Wow, she really is nuts. What a crazy bitch….check out these slutty knife pics.

I just found this website with ‘e-greeting for men’ … pretty clever idea. Their website has a ton of funny e-greetings for every occasion. I’ll have to remember to send them out now.

Note: the vids are of chicks in thongs, so if that’s not safe for work, don’t click.

Ha…. that’s great. no wonder she didn’t win.

i wonder if she cried.

Headline has nothing to do with the story, but I figured I’d throw it out there.

Paris bought a copy of the bible for reading material while she’s in the slammer.

(Sidenote: are her nips facing different directions in this pic?)

Some jail bait gamer chicks. (note: some of these girls might be 15 )
(something tells me that these aren’t my Madden07 competitors either)

For so long, video games have been very much a guy thing, but this is no longer the case. We’re seeing more and more female gamers who are just as hardcore as anyone else. Long-Haired Offender and SonOfTheShiningPath have met some of these cool girls and we’re here to introduce them to you.

Story…

NOT SAFE For Work … just a funny video of a topless stripper and a drunken bachelor.

Thanks to New York Nerd for linking me to this one….

I swear to god I learn something new on the Internet every day. Have you guys ever heard of ‘sharking’ ??? Well, I sure as hell haven’t, but wasn’t the least bit surprised to learn that it was invented by the Japanese. Those guys invent the weirdest shit, but provide GREAT internet content.

Sharking refers to a form of malicious prank that has supposedly become fairly popular in Japan.[citation needed] In the act of sharking, the perpetrator sneaks up on a victim in a public area in open view and forcefully exposes the victim’s intimate parts to be seen by the public for a brief moment before running away.

Anyway, here’s a EUROPEAN sharking video … im not sure why, but i laughed my ass off. DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK … there ya have it.

Apparently I’ve been out of the loop. I was listening to Howard Stern today, and at some point there was a mention of ‘Girls & Corpses’ magazine. WTF is ‘Girls & Corpses’ Magazine anyway? It’s described as “sort of like Maxim Magazine meets Dawn Of The Dead.” … weird shit man. weird shit.