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October 2, 2007
Hmm… a $100 min shit painting of Michael Vick. No Thanks.
Keeping with recent times and recent controversies, societal reflective artist KELLY WAN has decided to “honor” Mr Vick with painting this special portrait. You may be asking yourself why is this portrait so unique? WAN has painted this portrait of Vick using acrylic paint based with DOG FECES. That’s right…. DOG FECES. The painting is 16in x 20in and is ready to be framed. A portion of the winning bid will rightfully be donated to PETA, the organization that works hard to make sure animals are treated humanely.
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January 10, 2007
The regular reader of RandomCrapOnline has already noticed that the ‘ads by google’ have been removed as of a few days ago. Well, this is because good old Google emailed me and told me that there is too much ‘adult content’ on this site. So, instead of getting my account banned, I just took off the ads entirely.
Anyway, I just wanted to thank one of my regular sponsors. Wellness-Pharmacy.com has been great. If anyone needs to purchase drugs online I recommend using them. There’s a wide selection of pain killers, muscle relaxants, antibiotics, anti-depressants and more…. They are 100% trustworthy, confidential and are a licensed US pharmacy. All orders are shipped via FedEx overnight delivery.
Ok, that’s the end of my rant 
October 4, 2006

It’s very rare that I actually get any sort of legit emails for RandomCrapOnline, but today I got one from a guy named Shea. Shea is currently serving in the US military (stationed in Germany) and is about to get out. He is looking for ‘help’ (financial help I’m guessing) and has auctioned himself off on ebay. I figure this is the least I can do to help.
IF YOU WIN THIS AUCTION I WILL PERSONALLY CALL YOU AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT, I CAN SEND YOU MY PERSONAL MILITARY UNIFORMS, IRAQI DINAR AND TONSOF OTHER COOL ARMY STUFF!!! BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU ARE HELPING ME AND MY FAMILY GET ARE NON MILITARY LIVES STARTED THANK YOU FOR BIDDING!!!!
Couple questions for you Shea… Why write in all CAPS and what’s up with this questionable feedback?
Go USA!
January 24, 2006

Two nights ago Kobe Bryant of the LA Lakers scored 81 points in a game vs the Toronto Raptors. Today, some guy is auctioning off Kobe’s 81 points in a jar of liquid that he collects from tubes in his basement. Surprisingly the bidding is already up to $118.61 … Hmm… I wonder who’s going to win this auction - 5bux on GoldenPalace.
January 17, 2006

After having no luck on with the job hunt, this UCSD graduate named John Davis decided to take the non-traditional approach to job-hunting. He decided to auction himself off on eBay with the starting bid at $46,728.75. There is still 8 days remaining on the auction, but you gotta admit, this is a pretty creative way of finding a job. It will surely generate some media attention, and I bet someone bites on the offer.
Kind of weird though, being FORCED to work for the high bidder….
Update: eBay has pulled this listing… I’m not sure why.
January 16, 2006
Since I’ve been into eBay the last few days I thought I’d make a quick post on the subject.
As you probably know, GoldenPalace.com is notorious for snatching up all the odd-ball / bizarre auctions on the Internet these days. They buy everything from grilled cheese sandwiches representing the Virgin Mary, to advertisements on pregnant bellies. A lot of people don’t realize just how smart this marketing strategy really is. Not only do these auctions help brand the casino name, they also bring on large amounts of press and publicity.
Golden Palace started their ‘guerilla marketing’ tactics years ago when they used to put temporary tattoos on to the backs of boxers during big fights. After this they began sponsoring ‘streakers’ to run naked through the field at professional sporting events. (although the streakers aren’t televised, they are still seen and remembered)
They have even archived all the old ebay auctions they’ve bidded on and created a page dedicated to it on their website. (of course there’s an annoying floating ‘casino’ icon urging you to download while on their site) Below are some funny pictures of some of the ridiculous advertising they buy
Oh, and here’s a link to their ‘member ID’ on eBay in case you want to do some investigating on your own.
January 12, 2006
Well, I was trying to keep this on the down-low but (with 2 days left and $100 in bids already) I don’t think I’m going to bid on this auction anymore. It did however give me a good opportunity to post on some funny ebay auctions. I really wanted to advertise on this elephant too… damn! maybe next time I guess. I bet GoldenPalace will snatch this one up, just like they do with all the odd-ball acutions.
Some other advertising auctions I found today include the following: |
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This girl will put your magnet ad on her new Mazda Tribute as well as wear another ad on her shirt for 30 days. |
January 4, 2006
Well, I suppose I’ll make this my first post on the new site.
As we all know there has been some weird, bizarre, and random stuff on ebay in the past. Everything from huge metal vaginas, dates with celebrities and advertising on babies is no longer uncommon.
Today I noticed that the kid (Tew) from milliondollarhomepage.com is actually selling the last 1000 pixels via an ebay auction. The current bid is $25,000 and there is still 7 days left! Tew guarantees that the site will stay up for at least 5 years and the ads will stay up permanently. With over 138,000 pageviews to the auction already, I wonder what the auction will end at. More importantly, I wonder when all this milliondollar buzz will die out.