October 10, 2007
Comic
October 9, 2007
Best Fridge Ever
Use Of ‘N-Word’ May End Porn Star’s Career
I didn’t realize ‘The Onion’ had a video section, but it’s pretty goddamn funny. This video is NSFW because of cussing and a penis.
October 4, 2007
Flaming Shots
Kids … don’t drink alcohol that’s on fire.
October 2, 2007
Rock My Teeth
Similar to ‘Oh Mi Bod‘ , ‘Rock My Teeth’ is another weird iPod accessory. This one acts as a teeth whitener. Apparently you can pop the mouth piece in, and when the music plays, the vibrations help the whitening strips work better, while also allowing you to listen hear the music through bone conduction. Sounds messy and looks weird…. i’m over it 
Michael Vick Dog Poop Painting
Hmm… a $100 min shit painting of Michael Vick. No Thanks.
Keeping with recent times and recent controversies, societal reflective artist KELLY WAN has decided to “honor” Mr Vick with painting this special portrait. You may be asking yourself why is this portrait so unique? WAN has painted this portrait of Vick using acrylic paint based with DOG FECES. That’s right…. DOG FECES. The painting is 16in x 20in and is ready to be framed. A portion of the winning bid will rightfully be donated to PETA, the organization that works hard to make sure animals are treated humanely.
Those Crazy Indians
wow… this is kinda funny and kinda sad.
An Indian (dots not feathers) entrepreneur bought up an old Airbus that doesn’t fly, and has ‘mock flights’ (that don’t go anywhere) for the low cost of $4. The purpose of it is to give the ‘flying experience’ to people who are too poor to fly.
Jasmine, a young teacher, had been longing to go on a plane. “It is much more beautiful than I ever imagined,” she said. Link
Life … the Comic
Walgreens Celebrates Black History Month
Bad sign placement Walgreens!!! Celebrating black history month with cotton. lol.
Hondas Really Last Forever
Wow… there’s this honda civic on craigslist that has 930,000 miles on it. jesus christ. it even has a carfax report when it was at 907,000 … crazy shit.
That’s 200+ miles a day. Every day. Including Sundays. For 12 years.
Here’s the link to the CL ad, it might not be for long. Link
It is about time to part with my beloved Civic which I had since 1995 and put many – I mean M A N Y M I L E S O N IT.I M E A N I T ! ! !.It is very hard to believe I know, but the odometer never failed and that’s the actual miles – 930 000 ( Mostly Highway) miles ! .Yes it’s true Hondas go forever ! ! !.The car is still in excellent shape – still runs like new – there are absolutely no leaks or noises of any kind – doesnt even burn oil ! The body and the interior is perfect -I never had it in accident and I still have the original floormats.The reason of the HIGH MILEAGE is because I travel for business very often from Miami to Seattle and San Francisco.If you look at the car you wouldnt believe the mileage.I have all the records for the maintenance – I VE REPLACED THE TIMING BELT&THE WATER PUMP 8 TIMES THE CLUTCH 3 TIMES BUT HAS THE ORIGINAL ENGINE AND TRANSMISSION ! ! !I SPOIL MY BABY AND CHANGE THE OIL ( CASTROL ) EVERY 2500 MILES ! ! !One of the dashboardlights doesnt work sometimes but thats the only problem.The A/C is ICE COLD and the tires are 7 months old.There is not even a scratch on the car.If you are scared of the mileage – dont look at the odometer! .Personally I think that my car will drive until One Million and One Hundred – One Million and Two Hundred – I am very positive and my mechanic agrees.Any way if you have any questiones or you wish a testdrive just e mail me and I will call you