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I guess she doesn’t discriminate either…

Ok, look at the above picture and study it real good. Can you tell which one is the lamb and which one is the poodle? Of course you can! Jesus fucking christ… it’s pretty goddamn obvious!

I guess poodles are hard to come by in Japan, and in high demand. A bunch of Japanese people got ripped off when they bought lambs that were groomed to look like poodles….. dumbasses.

UPDATE: Turns out the story is fake…. thank god.

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Some jail bait gamer chicks. (note: some of these girls might be 15 )
(something tells me that these aren’t my Madden07 competitors either)

For so long, video games have been very much a guy thing, but this is no longer the case. We’re seeing more and more female gamers who are just as hardcore as anyone else. Long-Haired Offender and SonOfTheShiningPath have met some of these cool girls and we’re here to introduce them to you.

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I saw this on the news last night and the anchor mentioned how it was the ’spring scrimmage game’ and kids have always been allowed on the field. I can’t find any mention of that today, and all the articles I’ve been reading have been talking shit on the dad, and mentioning ‘bad parenting’ and what not… not sure what the ‘real’ story is, but I’m guessing that Colorado State won’t be allowing kids on the field during football games/practicies/scrimmages anymore.

(on a side note, the kid got 30 stiches and is ok)

awesome.

Be careful kids.

I hate the Red Wings, but the Calgary flames are a dirty bunch as well.

I’m definitely not from the south, but I had no idea that segregation was still going on. Call me ignorant or whatever, but I tend to only read useless shit on the Internet these days. Not sure if this is that big of a deal, but I’m posting it anyway.

ASHBURN, Ga. — For the first time, the faces of students at the Turner County High School prom were both white and black.

Each year, in spite of integration, the school’s white students had raised money for their own unofficial prom and black students did the same to throw their own separate party, an annual ritual that divided the southern Georgia peanut-farming county anew each spring.

That all changed Saturday as horse-drawn carriages and stretch limousines carried young couples around the downtown streets to a single prom.
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“I couldn’t be more proud of these young people,” said Ray Jordan, the county’s school superintendent. “The changes needed to come from the student body.”

At the start of the school year, Turner County’s four senior class officers had told principal Chad Stone they wanted an official prom and they wanted everyone invited.

Stone spent $5,000 of his discretionary fund to put together the county’s first school-sponsored prom. Another $5,000 came from supporters after news stories about the plan spread across the nation.

“Tonight, it’s a fresh start,” said James Hall, the black senior class president who led the charge for the integrated prom.

The rural county seat of 4,000 people has been in need of uplifting news. Although a candy packaging plant employs hundreds, as does the up-and-down peanut industry, many of the better paying jobs are in larger towns in the region. The high school is one of the few things that give Ashburn a sense of community.

“The school is making changes - and they’re long overdue,” said Aniesha Gipson, who became the county’s first solo homecoming queen last fall as it abandoned the practice of crowning separate white and black queens.

Still, traditions die hard. Only about two-thirds of the school’s 160 upper-class students purchased tickets for the prom, blacks still easily outnumbered whites at the dance, and many whites still attended their own private party a week earlier.

“Last weekend was more like tradition. It wasn’t racist, or prejudice,” said Calvin Catom, a white senior who attended both parties. “This weekend is about the whole school getting together and having a party.”

Few other white students would comment about the dance, telling reporters gathered outside the gym that school officials told them not to talk to the media.

“This is history, baby, this is history,” said Noriega McKeller, a 19-year-old senior. “Somebody had to do it. Why couldn’t it be us?”

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I’m having the worst damn week of my whole damn life so I’m going to write this while I’m pissed off enough to do it right.

I am SICK of all this bullshit people are writing about the Iraq war. I am abso-fucking-lutely sick to death of it. What the fuck do most of you know about it? You watch it on TV and read the commentaries in the newspaper or Newsweek or whatever god damn yuppie news rag you subscribe to and think you’re all such fucking experts that you can scream at each other like five year old about whether you’re right or not. Let me tell you something: unless you’ve been there, you don’t know a god damn thing about it. It you haven’t been shot at in that fucking hell hole, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

How do I dare say this to you moronic war supporters who are “Supporting our Troops” and waving the flag and all that happy horse shit? I’ll tell you why. I’m a Marine and I served my tour in Iraq. My husband, also a Marine, served several. I left the service six months ago because I got pregnant while he was home on leave and three days ago I get a visit from two men in uniform who hand me a letter and tell me my husband died in that fucking festering sand-pit. He should have been home a month ago but they extended his tour and now he’s coming home in a box.

You fuckers and that god-damn lying sack of shit they call a president are the reason my husband will never see his baby and my kid will never meet his dad.

And you know what the most fucked up thing about this Iraq shit is? They don’t want us there. They’re not happy we came and they want us out NOW. We fucked up their lives even worse than they already were and they’re pissed off. We didn’t help them and we’re not helping them now. That’s what our soldiers are dying for.

Oh while I’m good and worked up, the government doesn’t even have the decency to help out the soldiers whos lives they ruined. If you really believe the military and the government had no idea the veterans’ hospitals were so fucked up, you are a god-damn retard. They don’t care about us. We’re disposable. We’re numbers on a page and they’d rather forget we exist so they don’t have to be reminded about the families and lives they ruined while they’re sipping their cocktails at another fund raiser dinner. If they were really concerned about supporting the troops, they’d bring them home so their families wouldn’t have to cry at a graveside and explain to their children why mommy or daddy isn’t coming home. Because you can’t explain it. We’re not fighting for our country, we’re not fighting for the good of Iraq’s people, we’re fighting for Bush’s personal agenda. Patriotism my ass. You know what? My dad served in Vietnam and NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

So I’m pissed. I’m beyond pissed. And I’m going to go to my husband funeral and recieve that flag and hang it up on the wall for my baby to see when he’s older. But I’m not going to tell him that his father died for the stupidty of the American government. I’m going to tell him that his father was a hero and the best man I ever met and that he loved his country enough to die for it, because that’s all true and nothing will be solved by telling my son that his father was sent to die by people who didn’t care about him at all.

Fuck you, war supporters, George W. Bush, and all the god damn mother fuckers who made the war possible. I hope you burn in hell.

NOT SAFE For Work … just a funny video of a topless stripper and a drunken bachelor.