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Hilarious anti-piracy message from the early 90’s. Includes a rap video

Oh yeah. I figured a lot of the readers would enjoy this. 19 minute video too. nice……

Pretty cool to see color photos of the great depression. music is LAME though.

The Library of Congress recently released color photographs of everyday citizens taken during America’s Great Depression and it’s early recovery. The images posses a great deal of character and evoke the essence of what it means to be an American, perseverance.

I just wanted to comment on how Victoria Beckham’s fake tits look nice, but they appear that they’re almost ready to burst…. can that happen?

This is some of the most gangster Nascar shit I’ve ever seen.

So get this. There’s a rumor flying around that Screech made a 40 minute porn video called ‘Saved by the Smell’ which features him giving some girl a ‘dirty sanchez‘ … AHahahahah - I mean, I know he had to raise money to save his house , but come’on … the dirty sanchez!? I’d really like to see the girl who let Screech rub shit on her face. I think that would make my day.

Well, after reading about TO trying to kill himself today, I wondered why he hasn’t been on the cover of any of the Madden video games. Surely he is a cursed player, but an attention whore at the same time. Acutally, here’s a funny article outlining the T.O. timetable in Dallas.

Anyway, back to the real point of this post. It’s to discuss the Madden Curse. It’s pretty much common knowledge now, that if you’re an athlete and make the cover of the Madden video game, you’re screwed. It appears the only exception so far has been Ray Lewis in 2005. Here’s a brief outline of what’s gone on so far.

2000 - Barry Sanders

The 2000 cover was the last cover to feature John Madden on the front, but if you look closely in the background, you’ll see Detroit Lion’s super-star Barry Sanders. As it turned out, Barry didn’t play a single down during this season, or ever again. He announced his retirement at the end of the season.

2001 - Eddie George, 403 Rush, 1509 Yds, 14 TD, 13-3 1st Place

Eddie George fumbles in crucial game and the turnover leads to the Titan’s elimination from the playoffs

2002 - Daunte Culpepper, 2612 Yds, 14 TD, 13 Int | 5-11 4th Place

Leads his team to a 4-7 record before he injures his knee, ending his season. Minnesota’s worst record since 1984.

2003 - Marshall Faulk, 212 Rush, 953 Yds, 8 TD | 7-9 3rd Place

Faulk’s worst season since 1996…. Suffers an ankle injury which causes his football career to never be the same. .

2004 -Michael Vick, 585 Yds, 4TD, 3INT | 5-11 4th Place

Vick breaks leg in preseason game. Misses first 11 games of the season.

2005 -Ray Lewis, 147 Tak, 1 Sack| 9-7 2nd Place

Might be the exception to the curse aside from the fact that he fails to post any interceptions and an injury forces him to miss the final game of the season.

2006 -Donovan Mcnabb, 2507 Yards, 16TD, 9INT | 6-10 4th Place

Gets a sports hernia in week 1 and by week 9 Mcnabb needs season-ending surgery. Eagles finish 6-10 while a T.O. fued escalates.

2007 - Shaun Alexander, 187 2TD, … still in progress

Shaun Alexander breaks foot in week 3. Expected to be out at least a couple weeks…. we’ll see I suppose.

This kid is nuts. I especially like the part at the end where the dad gives him a drag off the ciggie.

420 anyone? this is super random, but whatever. couple of stoner chicks smoking out of a bongger with an ash-catch, then a sherlock, then back to the bong. (sublime in the background) the end

my god, this is great.