Random Crap Online

So some guy was downloading porn, and in a giant zip file he realized there was other stuff in there that he wasn’t expecting. Lots of random paintings of Indian kama sutra positions. He made a blog entry about them and titled it ‘10 sex positions you shouldn’t try’ … some of the pictures are pretty damn funny too.

Just for fun, I figured I’d post a couple of hi-res hottie pictures. Today’s theme will be Carmen Electra and Brook Burke.

Duct tape wall tapings is the name of this site. It’s a photo gallery of people who have duct taped their friend to walls or ceilings. I’m not sure what the point is, but it’s pretty funny. The warning in the first paragraph has a disclaimer saying “If you are going to do a wall taping, please remember that this CAN and IS dangerous unless you know what you are doing.” So if you kids are gonna try this at home, be very careful

Check out this Islamic dance party - good music too.

Wanna know what’s awesome? This is awesome! Now you can buy your own 1up mushroom kit (from Super Mario Brothers - NES). The kit comes complete with potting soil, sewer shaped flower pot, and spores. The packet claims that eating the 1up mushroom will grant you ‘immortal life beyond dreams of man’ … awesome! Immortal life for only $8.99 - make sure you buy one!

This is great. Britney and K-Fed are caught posing with two midgets that she hired to ‘entertain’ K-fed on his birthday….awwww, how sweet. In addition to the midgets, it’s said that Britney also hired a Cher look-a-like to sing a duet with a midget Sonny Bono impersonator.

Wow, another random invention. This doggie diaper/thong/underwear makes it so your dog’s farts don’t smell anymore. It uses a charcoal cloth (aka. filter) that is washable and reusable. Just strap it on, stick your dog’s tail through it, and wala! Less stinky gas and a ridiculous looking dog! Only $19.99

A truly random gadget…. a ‘Hello Kitty’ ear cleaner. These tiny devices are said to totally clean the inside of one’s ear from debris without any fear of injury. It’s virtually a mini-vacuum cleaner that sucks crap out of your ears through the tubes. And yes, it requires 4 AA batteries. I’m not sure how much it costs in dollars, but it’s 4,980 yen. If you don’t like ‘Hello Kitty’ they have a wide variety of other themed ear cleaners ranging from Mickey Mouse to motorcycle racers.

Wow, this is pretty cool.

One of the most surprising robots that appeared at the 9th Robo-One competition held here in Tokyo on March 18-19th, 2006, was LAYERED-X developed by Asurada. Its unique design allows it to reconfigure and transform itself into some amazing shapes. At first it looks like a short tower, then becomes a carousel, then a walking spider, then into a tall biped battle robot. It can even transform an arm into a new leg and keep on fighting. Really amazing.

Guess what that is? Yep, it’s a Britney Spears sculpture that has generated lots of ‘talk’…. She’s naked & pregnant, lying face first on a bare-toothed bear rug and the baby’s head is coming out the back. Hahaha…. I’m amused. I guess the sculpture is going to be transported to Capla Kesting Fine Art gallery in Brooklyn. To rival this sculpture, someone else is going to make one of Jessica Simpson passing gas.