Random Crap Online

God Damn! These European hockey clubs take this shit seriously. This clip is just as good as the other hockey brawl clip I have posted on here. Some of these guys are even using their sticks in the fight….dirty dirty. Upon closer inspection, it appears that the red team initiated the fight, then their goalie hit someone in w/his stick (axe style) and after that at least one other player of the red team used their stick in the fight…… dirtiest shit I’ve ever seen.

Of course, this is probably not the brightest of ideas, but in case you ever need one, here’s how you can make your own flame thrower.

This is one of my all time favorite Mike Tyson quotes/interviews… Who would’ve ever guessed he’d turn out to be crazy?
“Lennox Lewis, I’m coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!”

Since I’m blogging on gadgets this morning I couldn’t pass up writing about this robotic, remote-control shark. Now, you can drive this 2 foot long shark replica in your own pool! It has a smooth, life-like motion as it swims forwards, backwards, left and right. The unit can run for 15minutes after you charge it for an hour…. I would never buy one, but the concept is cool.

How about a phone that records all of your phone calls and saves them to CD? I guess I could see some practical uses for this device, such as administering a call center, recording conference calls, etc. etc… But it seems like a pretty good ‘blackmail machine’ to me. Or, I guess you could use it to record some really funny prank calls.

Michael Brown, ex-Graphic designer of 13 years lost his job in 2003 for a reason he doesn’t know. Since then it’s been a slippery downward slope trying to find a job and pay the bills. Recently he couldn’t make ends meat, and him and his family were forced to give up their home and hit the streets. Now, as a homeless man, he uses the public library to blog about his experiences. His blog charts his experiences being homeless and is titled ‘A View from the Sidewalk‘.

Ha… what a homo. I hate K-Fed. Here’s a funny video of K-Fed rocking out to ‘peanut butter jelly time’.

Here’s another crazy gadget. With winter coming to an end, it’s almost time to start thinking about your tan. This handy little device allows you to tan your face from home. Just set this facial tanning unit on a flat surface, put on the little goggles they give you and sit for thirty minutes a day. The device contains four 15watt UV flourescent tubes and sells for $99. In addition, it has a 30min shutdown timer ensuring you won’t get burned (at least not too bad).

Here’s a good article about whether or not you should accept a ‘counter-offer’ after you threaten to quit your job. This hasn’t really affected me personally, because when I say I’m going to quit, I mean it (actually I got a very weak counter-offer once and instantly denied it)…however, this definitely happened to a ‘friend of mine’ after he threatened to quit his job. This ‘friend’ is the only person I know who ever accepted one of these ridiculous offers… just remember ‘friend’ - “Counteroffers aren’t about what’s best for you; they’re about what’s best for the company. Counteroffers are made by employers so they, not you, can be in control of the transition timetable.”

Here’s how they grow weed in Tennessee. This setup uses a secret hyrdraulic door in the garage that takes you to a concrete ramp running about 50 yards into the ground. The cave contains a complete living quarters and even has a secret escape hatch into the yard (disguised by a fake rock). This elaborate setup allowed the growers to harvest once every 60 days which resulted in a multi-million dollar cash business….until they got busted.